Million Dollar Ideas

Paintball Hunting

If you are like me and think that hunting would be fun, but don’t actually want to kill anything, a great idea would be to go out with a paintball gun instead of a rifle. We could use camouflage colored paint so that after we nail 'em, they gain elusiveness with their new camo-fur and a new understanding of human tactics, making it that much more challenging and fun for actual hunters. "Yeah, it was only a four-point buck, but he DID have camo-fur."

Ice Kickers

Very simple. Four or five little pistons in your vehicle's wheel wells that shoot out two inches when you start the vehicle up. Any ice that has accrued around your tire is instantly broken up. Now you don't have to break your toe kicking the heck out of it.