It would be wise for lakeside communities to put a limit on how long its residents can build their docks. If there were no limits people would probably do what I would do; Build their docks the entire length of the lake, then build in a drawbridge so I can charge a toll for boats to pass through.
If I were to open an equestrian veterinary clinic, I think I would name it "The Horsepital". Mostly because the sign would make me giggle every time I drove in.
I have a humidifier running in the Nursery, and a dehumidifier in the basement. I think logic dictates that we move the baby's crib to the cellar.
Although ALL fish must be relieved when they are let go because they are too small, I'm sure LADY fish are also at least moderately flattered as well.
I'm sure Attila's wife also used Hun as a term of endearment.
Fork... What a silly name we gave that piece of cutlery. Why didn't we name it after what it does? "Food Oriented Retrieval Quaddent" , or F.O.R.Q. Oh... Never mind.
After machines take over Earth, and we are all their slaves, I wonder whom I will route for when the aliens attack. I mean, we built the robots long ago, so they are kind of like our kids, and they are the home team. On the other hand, I'm still a little steamed about those tyrannical robot overlords taking over our planet. Plus, the aliens are organic life forms, so we are both the "living" team. Hmmm. I guess I'll route for the robots. Hopefully they can take down the aliens before they invent their own robots. If there were an army of ALIEN ROBOTS, then the humans, the aliens, AND the robots are all screwed. However, maybe having a common alien robot enemy will bring the humans, robots, and aliens together...